What does the money go for? Well, clothes and food of course, and to replace all of the stuff she couldn't bring with her when she moved a couple of weeks back, but most importantly a cat. She NEEDS a cat. I don't care if she knows it or not, cats make everything better. Including her hair. Her hair needs to be licked by a cat every day so that it has the two little antennae on the top and looks pretty. She's been mooching off of her neighbor's cats for the time being, but who knows what they've been eating? And besides they're cuddly too and a great way to relieve stress. Heck, if you find a genie, your first wish should be a cat (second and third being world peace and a self-cleaning litterbox). And for every ticket you don't buy, she's further away from getting a kitty. Please, think of the kitty! Of course she needs clothes, too, and food, and a roof over her head, and money to go to conventions and grace you all with her divine presence.
So all of you, go buy tickets right now. I don't care if you buy one or ten or a hundred or a million, go buy them and make sure she stays happy, healthy, clothed and sheltered, and with a cat in tow, and maybe you'll win some of her amazing and beautiful artwork in a sketchbook. Spread the word to as many people as you think will be interested (just don't be annoying, annoying is bad for everyone involved). And remember, for every ticket bought, a kitty comes closer to rescue (and a nice head of hair to lick)!
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=o///o= ah.. hey.. why am I tied up?..nnnh~ nooo don't stick that there!! ahhhhh!~<3
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